Tuesday, February 01, 2005

You're from the north?
How'd ya know?
I'm learning to recognize the accents
Ah, they all sound the same.
Por-ta-DYNE!
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Have ya seen Paddy?
I'm Paddy.
The guy your working with
W're both Paddy!
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Fuck! Where's Paddy?
Runnin 'round like an extra cock at a whore's wedding!
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He went to meet a taper. He's bring'n her back after lunch
A female taper?
She better be pretty.
She better be good.
He says she's real good.
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Did you get your wish.
Oh yeah. Jayzuz! She's six foot tall!
[She's Jamaican]
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[The Mexican laborer walking around singing U2]
Hello! Hello!
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See you tomorrow.
Nope. I'm gone.
Nice to meet you. See you again.
With the help of God, and a couple policemen.

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