Notes from my broker:

"All the government emergency powers since 2001. They can't test these things under normal conditions. Some of the panic is real but some of it is fake... Don't talk over me...! It's a fire drill for the police state."

"I told him it would be up. Why else would the fucking market be up on a friday? It'll be a catastrophe but you'll make money. People will have jobs. It's stimulus!!"

"Perry! Dude! He's a fucking Nazi. And he's the next president!!"